Limerick Battle: gwiz665 vs. alien_concept
If you missed it, and you probably did, here is the whole of the poetic battle fought out between the forces of the nations of AC and GWIZ.
Round 1:
The young vassal state of GWIZ strikes the first blow:
There was a young tease from Mount Chesser
Who'd smile as the men would assess her
So flirtatious was she
Inviting them home to tea
Then allowing not one to undress her
The apparently teasy nation of AC responds quickly:
There was a young fella named Gwiz
Who kept getting himself in a tiz,
He couldn't get sex,
This caused him much vex,
Always solo while doing his "biz"
Round 2:
GWIZ tries a potential peace offer:
Oh snap, said the young boy
He just tried to spread some joy
His advances were poor
And perhaps immature
So the tease used him as a toy
AC seems to take him up on the offer:
A toy? said the tease to the lad
Oh I bet you mean something quite bad
Stripping down to the waist
Kicks her shoes off with haste
Oh what fun for the pair to be had
Round 3:
GWIZ gets second thoughts:
Something bad you say, not for certain
There are dangers to all of this flirtin'
It may be naughty or nice
Whichever's your spice
Hopefully no one will soon be hurtin
AC IS NOT AMUSED!:
What dangers could possibly be?
Tis the net, I can't even see thee
Gwizzy can't take the heat
Best he beats a retreat
Before his wood turns into a tree
Round 4:
In a desperate attempt to flee, GWIZ uses Tolkien quotes:
A tree? A tree? I am an Ent
You see that here now 'cause I'm not bent
A retreat might be preferable
But we are inseparable
And that makes me fairly content.
The battle may seem over, but not before AC throws the killing blow:
You nerd, what a geek, that's pure lame
Quoting Tolkien takes you out of the game
Your poetry nearly had me going
Now there is no way of knowing
If the lady would have fallen for the Dane
Endgame
The nation of GWIZ admits failure and grovels at the feet of Queen AC:
Defeat, destroyed by what the lady says
I'll recall this to the end of days
I kneel before thee
But refuse to flee
'Cause I've seen the error of my ways
The end.
Round 1:
The young vassal state of GWIZ strikes the first blow:
There was a young tease from Mount Chesser
Who'd smile as the men would assess her
So flirtatious was she
Inviting them home to tea
Then allowing not one to undress her
The apparently teasy nation of AC responds quickly:
There was a young fella named Gwiz
Who kept getting himself in a tiz,
He couldn't get sex,
This caused him much vex,
Always solo while doing his "biz"
Round 2:
GWIZ tries a potential peace offer:
Oh snap, said the young boy
He just tried to spread some joy
His advances were poor
And perhaps immature
So the tease used him as a toy
AC seems to take him up on the offer:
A toy? said the tease to the lad
Oh I bet you mean something quite bad
Stripping down to the waist
Kicks her shoes off with haste
Oh what fun for the pair to be had
Round 3:
GWIZ gets second thoughts:
Something bad you say, not for certain
There are dangers to all of this flirtin'
It may be naughty or nice
Whichever's your spice
Hopefully no one will soon be hurtin
AC IS NOT AMUSED!:
What dangers could possibly be?
Tis the net, I can't even see thee
Gwizzy can't take the heat
Best he beats a retreat
Before his wood turns into a tree
Round 4:
In a desperate attempt to flee, GWIZ uses Tolkien quotes:
A tree? A tree? I am an Ent
You see that here now 'cause I'm not bent
A retreat might be preferable
But we are inseparable
And that makes me fairly content.
The battle may seem over, but not before AC throws the killing blow:
You nerd, what a geek, that's pure lame
Quoting Tolkien takes you out of the game
Your poetry nearly had me going
Now there is no way of knowing
If the lady would have fallen for the Dane
Endgame
The nation of GWIZ admits failure and grovels at the feet of Queen AC:
Defeat, destroyed by what the lady says
I'll recall this to the end of days
I kneel before thee
But refuse to flee
'Cause I've seen the error of my ways
The end.
9 Comments
gwiz665I'm gathering strength for a second encounter.
alien_conceptThis is a warning to everyone. Do not, talk shit, in the sift lounge, in front of rasch. The end
alien_conceptA tree? A tree? I am an Ent
You see that here now 'cause I'm not bent
A retreat might be preferable
But we are inseparable
And that makes me fairly content.
(Oh God, I quoted Tolkien.. I'm such a nerd)
He even knew he compromised himself at this point and still didn't give in
gwiz665Yeah, I thought about not going that way, because I had pretty much committed limerick-suicide with that one. I suppose it says something about me standing by my nerdy principles.
dystopianfuturetodayLove it.
thinker247And I thought I had the best limericks. Very nice, Mr. and Mrs. Chaucer.
Thylangod damn ive been missing out on fun
I need to sort my house out quicker.
and get back to work too
gwiz665Has it been so long, so long it has been
since the war was fought with tooth and grin
but I swore I'd be back,
with a counter-attack
by the hairs of my chinny chin-chin
Sad to say, talk has frozen of late
maybe here a response I can bait
wasn't after your clam
that was all a sham
I just wanted to be your mate
I still hope to meet and laugh and talk
not pillage, scare, defile, or stalk
perhaps 2012
when the world's gone to hell
at the end of the road we will walk
One last thing, I almost forgot
A nice post rasch made here, and we gave naught
consider this remedy
a star point I send at thee
a *quality battle was fought
siftbotAwarding rasch187 with one star point for this contribution to VideoSift - declared quality by gwiz665.
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