You know some marketeer, or some evil Cooperation CEO just gagged on a muffin watching this kid demonstrate independent thought and is scheming of a way to dumb kids down even further.
Quick Hal, Change the Sugar content to 200% Burt, Tell the networks we need faster edits and brighter colors! Woozan, Invent a new lustier Tween Popstar! Chochak!, Implement a "Science and thinking is Laaaaaame to the Exxtreme campaign"
Get that shit out there to these kids, before I rip my comb-over out.
Christian Side Hug
Crazy Girlfriend Smashes Xbox
repeat.
Do not get married.
Man Challenges God. God Delivers.
Amazing slo-mo footage of an Eagle Owl in flight (20 sec)
Madmartigan Sucks
Boy Won't Say Pledge of Allegiance Until Gays Can Marry
Quick Hal, Change the Sugar content to 200%
Burt, Tell the networks we need faster edits and brighter colors!
Woozan, Invent a new lustier Tween Popstar!
Chochak!, Implement a "Science and thinking is Laaaaaame to the Exxtreme campaign"
Get that shit out there to these kids, before I rip my comb-over out.
Hal, Burt, Woozan, Chochak: <<< YES SIR ! >>>
Sesame Street: The Original Om Nom Nom
Sex addict: "It was exhausting!"
Vulture v Windmill - do not mess with renewable energy.