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Be a Proud Liberal (The West Wing)
A virus walks into a bar...
Bumper sticker of the day:
http://www.cafepress.com/+blue_shifted_bumper_sticker,15018954
WTF is that blue shi(f)t?
Wake Up Call
"If you're not a gullible conspiracy theorist, please don't watch this so you won't be able to debunk it to others later!". Scientologists do the same thing, not allowing lower-level members or outsiders to hear about Xenu until they're deep in.
I'm still at the matrix bit, however. I just felt like commenting on this cheap tactic
Lego Matrix Trinity Help!
Awesome. But this reminds me how amazing the first movie was, and how disappointing the sequels were
What are you talking about? They never made any sequels...
Glenn Beck: The Christmas Sweater - Come Drink The Kool Aid
Tell me how he is different than bush?
He actually gave it thought before doing it. Also, he can probably find Afghanistan on a map.
ant
In reply to this comment by ant:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR4xDeiHrfA for a side by side comparison.
A virus walks into a bar...
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A chicken farmer finds his chickens keep dying mysteriously. He goes and hires a Veterinarian. After a week, the vet comes back and says "I can't really help you, but you should contact my friend the Biologist, he might be able to help."
So the farmer calls the Biologist and after another week, he comes back saying "I'm sorry, I don't have a solution, but if you call my friend the Physicist, he could probably help you out."
So the farmer calls the Physicist, waits a week, then another and another, and finally the Physicist calls him back and says "Good news! I have a solution for you, but it only works for spherical chickens in a vacuum."
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A university asks several departments to come up with a way to prove all odd numbers are prime.
The Math department said: "1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, the rest is proven through Induction."
The Physics department said: "1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is an experimental error, 11 is prime and so on..."
The Computer Science department said: "1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime...."
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I could go on, but the amount of funny per joke decreases exponentially over time...
Awesome big whirlpool (maelstrom)
"Let's Talk About Sext"
Sexting - Destroying future presidential candidates daily.
Hate By Numbers: 5 Most Odd Moments from New Moon Traileril
Fox News - No Terrorist Attack During Bush's Presidency
Quite a comprehensive list. Could use a little formatting.
An Airline predicts the future in 1975
Jimmy Carr on Jonathan Ross 6th of Nov. 2009
Compare that Jimmy Carr to this one: http://www.videosift.com/video/Jimmy-Carr-on-Scientology-and-Christianity
Glenn Beck: The Christmas Sweater - Come Drink The Kool Aid
Fox News - No Terrorist Attack During Bush's Presidency
9/11 doesn't count right?
2001 to 2008 don't count.
Sixty Symbols Explain The Large Hadron Collider
the last line is awesome.
You mean.... Al Gore was a physicist?!?
Family Guy -- Something, Something, Something Dark Side
Jimmy Carr on Jonathan Ross 6th of Nov. 2009
The Wonder of the Byzantines: The Haggia Sophia
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