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How do you measure a man? Kronosposeidon
posted by schmawy 2 months 1 week ago • 633 views
No longer contented with coasting by on his good looks and snappy comments, KP has finally sifted his last two videos and Actually sifted his 500'th video. Yes, he's been a silver diamond forever it seems, but he has enough applauded comments to make any probie gold. So, how do we measure a man? Let's use Lucky's fab search-o-tron and look at the numbers:

Member Stats
unsifted videos (2)
personal queue videos (0)
sifted videos (500)
Rank: 9
Rating: 600 star points
Votes Received: 13668
Votes Cast: 10701
Comments Posted: 2849
Comments Applauded: 53
Sift Talk Posts: 39
Quality Sift Talk Posts: 20
Blog Entries: 2 • browse
Dead Pool Fixes: 28
Public Playlists: 12 • browse
Profile Views: 27962

COMMENT SEARCH TERM:
ANAL: Videos (0) Sift Talk (0) Blogs (1) Comments(6)
SEX: Videos (10) Sift Talk (1) Blogs (1) Comments(24)
VAGINA: Videos (0)Sift Talk (0) Blogs (0)Comments (6)
PENIS: Videos (0)Sift Talk (0) Blogs (0) Comments (11)
BAN: Videos (0)Sift Talk (2) Blogs (0)Comments (40)
BEG:Videos (0)Sift Talk(0) Blogs(0)Comments(13)
BEG VAGINA:Videos (0)Sift Talk (0) Blogs (0)Comments (0)
GAY:Videos (7)Sift Talk (1) Blogs (0)Comments (50)
THANK YOU: Videos (4) Sift Talk (5) Blogs (0) Comments(150)
PLEASE:Videos (10) Sift Talk (7) Blogs (0)Comments (62)
CONGRATULATIONS:Videos(0)Sift Talk (5) Blogs(0)Comments(26)
AWESOME:Videos (14) Sift Talk (2) Blogs (0)Comments(54)
TERRIBLE:Videos (3) Sift Talk (0) Blogs (0) Comments(28)
HATE:Videos (7) Sift Talk (2) Blogs (0) Comments(66)
LOVE:Videos (35) Sift Talk (3) Blogs (0) Comments (121)
PROMOTE:Videos (3)Sift Talk (0) Blogs (0) Comments (223)
(emphasis mine)


So what we have here ladies and gentleman, is a sifter that loves more than he hates, never has to beg for vagina, promotes lots and lots of other peoples stuff. So let's toast the toastmaster with a quick Huzzah!

...and find out what that 'anal' blog post is all about.

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Slurp, slurp. Yum, yum. You're the best, kp. Slurpie, slurp. Your comments alone make us all envy you. Gulp.


written by blankfist  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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Hey blankfist, y'gotta slide into these circle-jerks, you know.


written by schmawy  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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No sliding for me, I'm on a schedule, dammit! It's get in, get fucked and get the hell out. I've already got my knob in my hand. Who wants communion?


written by blankfist  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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oh no, not that again.. I'll come back later and leave you GUYS alone until you're uh... done


written by swampgirl  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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Well KP's new avatar was certainly prophetic.

*gay


written by Zeph  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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Post is already assigned to books talk - ignoring all requests by Zeph.


written by siftbot  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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^Doesn't look like siftbot wants to join in on the fun.


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written by dotdude  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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I like pie.


written by Sarzy  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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how much is he paying you


/;)


written by Fedquip  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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Brother schmawy once told me that he didn’t care if this site was about nothing more than building bird houses; what he liked most was the people here. I couldn’t agree more. Even most of the people here with whom I disagree I still respect, because most of you here are at least fairly thoughtful in your responses, if not more so. And some of you on both ends of the spectrum write comments that are nothing short of brilliant.

I’ve been in many web communities over the years, and I have to say without a doubt that this is the best one I’ve been in. I’m a bleeding-heart liberal, mind you, so you’d think I’d be more at home at a liberal blog than here, but not so. Yes, I’m aware that the general political atmosphere of the Sift tilts left anyway, but the Sift still has what I call the ‘loyal opposition’, consisting of (to name just a few): Gorgonheap, Gunny, Doc_M, Arsenault, snoozedoctor, and others (no offense if I didn’t mention you), and I wouldn’t have it any other way. I don’t want to live in an echo chamber, but neither do I want to be pestered by trolls spouting nothing but ignorance and hate. So this place has been a blessing to me, in that I get to hear both sides of the story, but from people who are smart enough to express their thoughts without habitually falling back on the same old talking points. Who would have thought that a web site simply devoted to videos could have produced such an outcome? If you had asked me that before I came here I would have laughed at the notion.

If I made a few of you giggle on occasion, I’m thankful. Let me remind you that everyone needs inspiration, and I thank you all for the inspiration you’ve given me. Not just to post a few wise-guy comments, but to help me reach into my higher mental faculties to pull an occasional thoughtful response out of my hiney. And let me tell you that the journey from rectum to cerebrum is long and tortuous. Just ask snoozedoctor.

Thank you schmawy, for your typical beautiful post, and thanks to ALL of you, for helping me to be the best community member I can be.

*quality, because I know you hate it.


written by kronosposeidon  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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Awarding schmawy with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by kronosposeidon.


written by siftbot  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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vagina, penis, blah blah blah something about ass gravy


written by kulpims  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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53 applauded comments??? That's it?! I thought you had more than that!

Congrats to Kronos, one of my favorites!


written by Issykitty  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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I just did this 'cause KP is always giving parties for everyone, and I thought he deserved one for himself. I guess once you hit silver diamond there doesn't seem to be much occasion. Removing cross-post, if anyone wants to cuddle him, come on over to BOOKS for a snuggle. Thanks KP for all your kindness.


written by schmawy  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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Well done KP.

At this point feel free to imagine me making some homoerotic innuendo that is extra gay in an attempt to hide my gayness.


written by dag  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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aaaw, can't you just feel the love? ::vomits::

seriously though, a toast to you, KP, and nice post schmawy


written by firefly  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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I think, and I am sure KP will agree, the measure of a man is his penis.

And KP you are one big dude, so the ladies tell me.


written by MycroftHomlz  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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Good show, KP.


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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Yey! congrats and good show MR KP


written by Zonbie  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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oh squirrel nuts, I lost my bag of extra long thin balloons or I would have made him a balloon penis sculpture avatar for the occasion!


written by laura  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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nice to finally know that your "higher mental faculties" truly are in your hiney. congrats.

>> ^kronosposeidon:
If I made a few of you giggle on occasion, I’m thankful. Let me remind you that everyone needs inspiration, and I thank you all for the inspiration you’ve given me. Not just to post a few wise-guy comments, but to help me reach into my higher mental faculties to pull an occasional thoughtful response out of my hiney. And let me tell you that the journey from rectum to cerebrum is long and tortuous. Just ask snoozedoctor.







written by guessandcheck  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^laura:
oh squirrel nuts, I lost my bag of extra long thin balloons or I would have made him a balloon penis sculpture avatar for the occasion!


lol .. "squirrel nuts"! I'm going to add that to my favorite new phrases I learned on Video Sift. Right next to "douche nozzle".




written by ashes2flames  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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Grats KP, you thoughtful bleeding heart liberal, you.


written by NetRunner  | 2 months ago | CH
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♪ ♫What makes a man, is it the woman in his arms,♪ ♫ just cause she has big titties?♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
Or is the the way, that he fights everyday♫ ♫ ....no it's prob'ly the titties.....♫ ♫


written by choggie  | 2 months ago | CH
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^Wow! Choggie actually posted in one of these topics?

On behalf of the sift community, I would like to officially welcome you to the never-ending circlejerk.


written by Zeph  | 2 months ago | CH
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ikin jerk circles around squares any daya th' week....


written by choggie  | 2 months ago | CH
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I tip my hat and flash my member. Always good to have people I can aspire to be like.


written by gwiz665  | 2 months ago | CH
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Wow, the big FIVE OH OH, that's some serious siftin, and quality commenting. Your, what I like to call, amazing tales of Kronosposiden often leave me with an inability to reply, and my only recourse is to upvote by one measly point. Keep rockin the socks!


written by Crosswords  | 2 months ago | CH
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Congrats KP!


written by Farhad2000  | 2 months ago | CH
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KP,
Sorry I missed the milestone and I'm showing up late, but I'm here. Thanks for including me in that small group of sifters rowing upstream. Minority we are, but I wear that badge with pride, and I'm still right and most of you are still wrong. Right, Gunrock, Doc_M? You guys watchin' my back?

Ladies and Gentlemen, my first post on the Sift went no where but the trash pile. But, one person weighed in on the video, my first comment received from the Sift community;

"Wow, I never knew this was a cover tune, and I'm a big Pearl Jam fan too. Great pick. And being agnostic I don't normally go for religious crap, but this certainly ain't crap. And I normally don't care for country or country-ish music either. Yet again, this song grabs me by the shirt collars and says "Pay attention! That is, if you want to call yourself a member of the human race".
I hope this gets sifted."

How can you not like that? That was from KP and that's the guy I'm here to honor. I'll call him "a member of the human race." Though, it's a stretch.


written by snoozedoctor  | 2 months ago | CH
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^I still remember that video - "Crazy Mary". I might have to resurrect that one tomorrow. Sunday's a good day for resurrections.

Thanks for your kind words, snoozie. And thank you to everyone else here too. I'd buy you all a beer right now if you were here. And if I wasn't in prison. Out of nowhere the MAN threw the book at me after I sold a few measly Stinger missiles to the Russian mafia. Go figure.


written by kronosposeidon  | 2 months ago | CH
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In honor of your moniker, a new Rolex awaits you at the bottom of the Mariana Trench.


written by quantumushroom  | 2 months ago | CH
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KP, you're definitely one of the members that helps make VideoSift such a fine and addicting site. I've laughed myself silly over your comments many a time, and I check your queue and sifted videos often because you post so much awesome stuff.

Congrats, and don't go running off on us.


written by JAPR  | 2 months ago | CH
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Grats KP!


written by calvados  | 2 months ago | CH
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Thanks for allowing us to swim in your (video)sea, and may your sea grow..


written by Eklek  | 2 months ago | CH
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retire on top


written by deathcow  | 2 months ago | CH
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ROTTENSEED: Videos (2) Sift Talk (4) Blogs (0) Comments(85)

somebody's got a crush...


written by rottenseed  | 2 months ago | CH
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Now if I can just convince him to manbaby that picture...




written by Tofumar  | 2 months ago | CH
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How do you measure a man?

I say toss him into a displacement tank. If he floats, he's guilty, burn him at the stake.

(recaps the Sharpee pen...)

Congratulatory Salutations, KP!


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