Comments for "How do you measure a man? Kronosposeidon" Talk at VideoSift.com

By blankfist

blankfist (http://blankfist.videosift.com) — Fri, 16 May 2008 21:30:16 -0700

Slurp, slurp. Yum, yum. You're the best, kp. Slurpie, slurp. Your comments alone make us all envy you. Gulp.

By schmawy

schmawy (http://schmawy.videosift.com) — Fri, 16 May 2008 21:35:55 -0700

Hey blankfist, y'gotta slide into these circle-jerks, you know.

By blankfist

blankfist (http://blankfist.videosift.com) — Fri, 16 May 2008 21:40:08 -0700

No sliding for me, I'm on a schedule, dammit! It's get in, get fucked and get the hell out. I've already got my knob in my hand. Who wants communion?

By swampgirl

swampgirl (http://swampgirl.videosift.com) — Fri, 16 May 2008 21:41:59 -0700

oh no, not that again.. I'll come back later and leave you GUYS alone until you're uh... done

By Zeph

Zeph (http://zeph.videosift.com) — Fri, 16 May 2008 21:52:44 -0700

Well KP's new avatar was certainly prophetic.

*gay

By siftbot

siftbot (http://books.videosift.com/member/siftbot) — Fri, 16 May 2008 21:52:44 -0700

Post is already assigned to books talk - ignoring all requests by Zeph.

By Zeph

Zeph (http://zeph.videosift.com) — Fri, 16 May 2008 21:53:49 -0700

^Doesn't look like siftbot wants to join in on the fun.

By dotdude

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By Sarzy

Sarzy (http://sarzy.videosift.com) — Fri, 16 May 2008 22:38:23 -0700

I like pie.

By Fedquip

Fedquip (http://fedquip.videosift.com) — Fri, 16 May 2008 23:13:04 -0700

how much is he paying you

/;)

By kronosposeidon

kronosposeidon (http://kronosposeidon.videosift.com) — Fri, 16 May 2008 23:13:23 -0700

Brother schmawy once told me that he didn’t care if this site was about nothing more than building bird houses; what he liked most was the people here. I couldn’t agree more. Even most of the people here with whom I disagree I still respect, because most of you here are at least fairly thoughtful in your responses, if not more so. And some of you on both ends of the spectrum write comments that are nothing short of brilliant.

I’ve been in many web communities over the years, and I have to say without a doubt that this is the best one I’ve been in. I’m a bleeding-heart liberal, mind you, so you’d think I’d be more at home at a liberal blog than here, but not so. Yes, I’m aware that the general political atmosphere of the Sift tilts left anyway, but the Sift still has what I call the ‘loyal opposition’, consisting of (to name just a few): Gorgonheap, Gunny, Doc_M, Arsenault, snoozedoctor, and others (no offense if I didn’t mention you), and I wouldn’t have it any other way. I don’t want to live in an echo chamber, but neither do I want to be pestered by trolls spouting nothing but ignorance and hate. So this place has been a blessing to me, in that I get to hear both sides of the story, but from people who are smart enough to express their thoughts without habitually falling back on the same old talking points. Who would have thought that a web site simply devoted to videos could have produced such an outcome? If you had asked me that before I came here I would have laughed at the notion.

If I made a few of you giggle on occasion, I’m thankful. Let me remind you that everyone needs inspiration, and I thank you all for the inspiration you’ve given me. Not just to post a few wise-guy comments, but to help me reach into my higher mental faculties to pull an occasional thoughtful response out of my hiney. And let me tell you that the journey from rectum to cerebrum is long and tortuous. Just ask snoozedoctor.

Thank you schmawy, for your typical beautiful post, and thanks to ALL of you, for helping me to be the best community member I can be.

*quality, because I know you hate it.

By siftbot

siftbot (http://books.videosift.com/member/siftbot) — Fri, 16 May 2008 23:13:23 -0700

Awarding schmawy with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by kronosposeidon.

By kulpims

kulpims (http://books.videosift.com/member/kulpims) — Fri, 16 May 2008 23:55:50 -0700

vagina, penis, blah blah blah something about ass gravy

By Issykitty

Issykitty (http://issykitty.videosift.com) — Sat, 17 May 2008 02:39:05 -0700

53 applauded comments??? That's it?! I thought you had more than that!

Congrats to Kronos, one of my favorites!

By schmawy

schmawy (http://schmawy.videosift.com) — Sat, 17 May 2008 05:56:35 -0700

I just did this 'cause KP is always giving parties for everyone, and I thought he deserved one for himself. I guess once you hit silver diamond there doesn't seem to be much occasion. Removing cross-post, if anyone wants to cuddle him, come on over to BOOKS for a snuggle. Thanks KP for all your kindness.

By dag

dag (http://dag.videosift.com) — Sat, 17 May 2008 06:46:26 -0700

Well done KP.

At this point feel free to imagine me making some homoerotic innuendo that is extra gay in an attempt to hide my gayness.

By firefly

firefly (http://firefly.videosift.com) — Sat, 17 May 2008 06:56:41 -0700

aaaw, can't you just feel the love? ::vomits::

seriously though, a toast to you, KP, and nice post schmawy

By MycroftHomlz

MycroftHomlz (http://books.videosift.com/member/MycroftHomlz) — Sat, 17 May 2008 07:23:06 -0700

I think, and I am sure KP will agree, the measure of a man is his penis.

And KP you are one big dude, so the ladies tell me.

By dystopianfuturetoday

dystopianfuturetoday (http://dft.videosift.com) — Sat, 17 May 2008 08:36:01 -0700

Good show, KP.

By Zonbie

Zonbie (http://zonbie.videosift.com) — Sat, 17 May 2008 08:53:36 -0700

Yey! congrats and good show MR KP

By laura

laura (http://laura.videosift.com) — Sat, 17 May 2008 09:47:08 -0700

oh squirrel nuts, I lost my bag of extra long thin balloons or I would have made him a balloon penis sculpture avatar for the occasion!

By guessandcheck

guessandcheck (http://guessandcheck.videosift.com) — Sat, 17 May 2008 10:28:59 -0700

nice to finally know that your "higher mental faculties" truly are in your hiney. congrats.

>> ^kronosposeidon:
If I made a few of you giggle on occasion, I’m thankful. Let me remind you that everyone needs inspiration, and I thank you all for the inspiration you’ve given me. Not just to post a few wise-guy comments, but to help me reach into my higher mental faculties to pull an occasional thoughtful response out of my hiney. And let me tell you that the journey from rectum to cerebrum is long and tortuous. Just ask snoozedoctor.

By ashes2flames

ashes2flames (http://books.videosift.com/member/ashes2flames) — Sat, 17 May 2008 11:05:49 -0700

>> ^laura:
oh squirrel nuts, I lost my bag of extra long thin balloons or I would have made him a balloon penis sculpture avatar for the occasion!

lol .. "squirrel nuts"! I'm going to add that to my favorite new phrases I learned on Video Sift. Right next to "douche nozzle".

By NetRunner

NetRunner (http://books.videosift.com/member/NetRunner) — Sat, 17 May 2008 15:26:46 -0700

Grats KP, you thoughtful bleeding heart liberal, you.

By choggie

choggie (http://books.videosift.com/member/choggie) — Sat, 17 May 2008 18:00:38 -0700

♪ ♫What makes a man, is it the woman in his arms,♪ ♫ just cause she has big titties?♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
Or is the the way, that he fights everyday♫ ♫ ....no it's prob'ly the titties.....♫ ♫

By Zeph

Zeph (http://zeph.videosift.com) — Sat, 17 May 2008 19:57:29 -0700

^Wow! Choggie actually posted in one of these topics?

On behalf of the sift community, I would like to officially welcome you to the never-ending circlejerk.

By choggie

choggie (http://books.videosift.com/member/choggie) — Sat, 17 May 2008 20:08:05 -0700

ikin jerk circles around squares any daya th' week....

By gwiz665

gwiz665 (http://books.videosift.com/member/gwiz665) — Sat, 17 May 2008 20:22:20 -0700

I tip my hat and flash my member. Always good to have people I can aspire to be like.

By Crosswords

Crosswords (http://books.videosift.com/member/Crosswords) — Sat, 17 May 2008 20:46:17 -0700

Wow, the big FIVE OH OH, that's some serious siftin, and quality commenting. Your, what I like to call, amazing tales of Kronosposiden often leave me with an inability to reply, and my only recourse is to upvote by one measly point. Keep rockin the socks!

By Farhad2000

Farhad2000 (http://farhad.videosift.com) — Sat, 17 May 2008 21:19:30 -0700

Congrats KP!

By snoozedoctor

snoozedoctor (http://books.videosift.com/member/snoozedoctor) — Sat, 17 May 2008 21:51:20 -0700

KP,
Sorry I missed the milestone and I'm showing up late, but I'm here. Thanks for including me in that small group of sifters rowing upstream. Minority we are, but I wear that badge with pride, and I'm still right and most of you are still wrong. Right, Gunrock, Doc_M? You guys watchin' my back?

Ladies and Gentlemen, my first post on the Sift went no where but the trash pile. But, one person weighed in on the video, my first comment received from the Sift community;

"Wow, I never knew this was a cover tune, and I'm a big Pearl Jam fan too. Great pick. And being agnostic I don't normally go for religious crap, but this certainly ain't crap. And I normally don't care for country or country-ish music either. Yet again, this song grabs me by the shirt collars and says "Pay attention! That is, if you want to call yourself a member of the human race".
I hope this gets sifted."

How can you not like that? That was from KP and that's the guy I'm here to honor. I'll call him "a member of the human race." Though, it's a stretch.

By kronosposeidon

kronosposeidon (http://kronosposeidon.videosift.com) — Sat, 17 May 2008 22:51:13 -0700

^I still remember that video - "Crazy Mary". I might have to resurrect that one tomorrow. Sunday's a good day for resurrections.

Thanks for your kind words, snoozie. And thank you to everyone else here too. I'd buy you all a beer right now if you were here. And if I wasn't in prison. Out of nowhere the MAN threw the book at me after I sold a few measly Stinger missiles to the Russian mafia. Go figure.

By quantumushroom

quantumushroom (http://books.videosift.com/member/quantumushroom) — Sat, 17 May 2008 22:57:42 -0700

In honor of your moniker, a new Rolex awaits you at the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

By JAPR

JAPR (http://books.videosift.com/member/JAPR) — Sun, 18 May 2008 09:04:04 -0700

KP, you're definitely one of the members that helps make VideoSift such a fine and addicting site. I've laughed myself silly over your comments many a time, and I check your queue and sifted videos often because you post so much awesome stuff.

Congrats, and don't go running off on us.

By calvados

calvados (http://books.videosift.com/member/calvados) — Sun, 18 May 2008 11:15:23 -0700

Grats KP!

By Eklek

Eklek (http://eklek.videosift.com) — Sun, 18 May 2008 14:06:01 -0700

Thanks for allowing us to swim in your (video)sea, and may your sea grow..

By deathcow

deathcow (http://books.videosift.com/member/deathcow) — Sun, 18 May 2008 14:47:44 -0700

retire on top

By rottenseed

rottenseed (http://rottenseed.videosift.com) — Sun, 18 May 2008 14:56:14 -0700

ROTTENSEED: Videos (2) Sift Talk (4) Blogs (0) Comments(85)

somebody's got a crush...

By Tofumar

Tofumar (http://books.videosift.com/member/Tofumar) — Sun, 18 May 2008 21:09:32 -0700

Now if I can just convince him to manbaby that picture...

By critttter

critttter (http://books.videosift.com/member/critttter) — Mon, 19 May 2008 07:50:55 -0700

How do you measure a man?

I say toss him into a displacement tank. If he floats, he's guilty, burn him at the stake.

(recaps the Sharpee pen...)

Congratulatory Salutations, KP!